I am holding my blog ransom

I am contemplating going private with my blog. Perhaps it is silly and small of me to be this way (especially since I am almost 30 years old) but comments are my wages and since I am not getting paid much it hardly seems worth the effort. Yes I know, as I mentioned already it is small of me to be so petty and vindictive. But here I go...

if I do not get my payment within one week, the consequences will be drastic and maybe even noticeable