Here's my idea for a shirt for our soccer team.

banded collar.
Socc er ball on the back
on the front a dialogue balloon with triangle pointing up to the collar/mouth
the words "I can't score on a one handed goalkeeper" in the balloon.

We lost a double shootout with columbus yesterday. We won a single shootout with them a week ago in Coffeyville, but missed 6 of 9 penalty kicks. For those who don't know, a pk is 12 yards from teh goal. The goal is 24 feet wide. Did I mention the keeper had a full cast on his left forearm? Yeah...not a finger was showing! sad sad sad. Guess it is time to have a fun season. We are playing frisbee golf today instead of practicing.